Saturday, May 19, 2007

The Regional Dictator. (Part 4)

In this continuation of The Regional Dictator, I would like to shed light on Mr.G's morals, ethics, and absolute insanity. Some interesting facts about the man have recently come to light, facts that are enough to make anyone believe there is a 666 scar somewhere on his body. The man believes in everything he says, which is kind of sad. Unfortunately he thinks that people should believe in everything he says too. He once tried to tell a member of his staff to divorce his wife, because her uncle opened another school. Stupid, I know. But it gets worse. I found this out recently, I don't know if it is exactly word by word. A charity approached him long ago to ask if Choueifat could donate to the starving and dying people of Darfur and other parts of Africa affected by famine. And his reply to the charity Representative was:

"If we give them money it would make them more dependant on us. And they would continue to breed and be poor and have a lack of education and create limited jobs. And world poverty would continue. Would it not be better to let them just die? because then we would not waste any money and resources and poverty would be eliminated" - Mr. G
Disgusting, ain't it ?. I also remember that when they told him that the head chef in the Cafeteria, who was there since the birth of Choueifat in the Gulf, had recently died. He didn't say god rest his soul (even though he doesn't believe in God) or ask if his family needed any help. He merely said.
"Oh no, we are going to have to order out now" - Mr. G
May I also add that he has no family values. He skipped his only son's wedding to attend a staff meeting. I know this is giving off allot but frankly the world needs to know that this man is a monster. his staff know it, the students know it, would it be a shame if the world knew it?
Advising, the word generally is a verb, To advise or to give advice. Mr. G goes on video conferencing and tells us to disagree with higher authority in terms of religious, cultural, political, scientific, statistic, moral, ethics and allot of things. What a hypocrite, he enforces his views upon us and he has the audacity to not even let us question him. He says advising teaches us to think. We are barely thinking there, we are so bored that not a single process of thought goes through our already wasted minds. And why Careers at Grade 9? frankly students at grade 9 don't give a crap about their careers or university for that matter, so why instill a sense of hate and loathing at such a young age?
And to Mr. G personally.
  1. Why all the nonsense babble about rules YOU don't live up to either?
  2. Why tell us to be honest and truthful when you banned those of lower average from taking external exams just so you can make the SABIS system look like it has high standards?
  3. Why tell us to stand up for what we believe in when you barely let us have the microphone?
  4. Why do you tell us to hate other student because they are competing with us when it is already obvious we are too busy already hating you?
  5. Why are we supposed to pay an average of Dhs50 million from each school when it's obvious that none of that is going for the better of any of them?
  6. Why instill your beliefs upon us and force us to accept them all of a sudden just because you say so?
  7. Why tell us to report against bullies when you your self are the biggest of them all?

I know that this seems a tad bit of an Insider to the man, but I truly despise him so. I'm probably gonna get alot of unhappy replies to this. But at least I made my point clear.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Unsourced Lies



In today's post, I would like to talk about the current Wikipedia page on Choueifat. In my opinion, It is a heavily edited gaggle of crap written by an obviously ridiculously paid staff of Mr.Germanos. After going through each revision of the page, It turns out that every time someone posts a tiny stitch of reality and criticism. Some moron which I have tracked down in Hamilton Ontario, Canada. Keeps coming back to edit it with and obvious amount of bullshit. Another one from London vandalises it by writing "Germanos rules!!!!" or even more sickening "Choueifat is the best school in the world". I can tell you that even typing in that made me cringe.

Thankfully there are some people that have bothered saying the truth.

The Choueifat schools have a reputation for being among the shittiest schools in the Middle East. Being one of the oldest English-speaking schools in the region, Choueifat has a reputation for a students who don't know their ass from their elbow. Choueifatis have also been known to go on to attend some of the universities most amenable to funding from international student fees in the world. The curriculum has been criticized by teachers and students alike for being overly rigid and formulaic, as well as for a lack of emphasis on artistic activities. There also have been reports of verbal abuse in many branches as supervisors and teachers there seek to enforce an extreme code of discipline. The system has been criticised in the past for its lack of attention to harvesting potential for creativity-based futures for its students.

This was the last edit of the Choueifat Page.

Alright, firstly. I definitely hate the school, shitty would be an understatement. Not all Choueifat students are stupid, I definitely know I don't shit from my elbow. For decades, the students and teachers have been criticizing the system. The constant memorising just so we can get a good mark is absolutely ridiculous, and the lack of promoting creativity in students is a huge mistake to the "Future". And yes there is verbal abuse because the system likes to hire droids that all eat, drink, sleep, breathe and think the same. Like a lot of the supervisors, they come in thinking we are going to be absolutely robotic and do their bidding. And then they finally realise the truth: that we have lives. Yes, some of us were not programmed to be full of shit. They take any form of talking to be "disrespectful"and because it would take them until the second coming of Jesus to think of something to say back. Right before they short circuit they say in absolute slaughter of the English Language "Ya? you say this? come, you go supervisor he suspend you". The man will insult you, and it's pretty obvious he is about as uptight as he is unhygienic. He will give you a smug look when you even talk to him, and even kick you out of class for petty reasons, and when it is absolutely quiet, he threatens people. What a moron. And in the rare case you get to as him "why?". with that ugly condescending look. he will Immediately forget you even existed let alone asked that question.

The current crap on wikipedia is

The Choueifat schools have a reputation for being among the best schools in the Middle East. Being one of the oldest English-speaking schools in the region, Choueifat has a reputation for a students who are smart and privledged. Choueifatis have also been known to go on to attend some of the worlds best universities. The curriculum has been admired by teachers and students alike for being excellent and formulaic, as well as for emphasis on artistic activities.

What shit. I'm absolutely gagging and probably about to cough up my own intestines from this wretched stench of bull shit. I can't type anymore, This is crap. Make your own assumptions. Someone should whack this page to its senses.

NOTE: I know I sound very angry and personal in this post. But this is what being in Choueifat since KG1 does to you. I will do my best to tone it down and not overdo it. Please note I show no remorse for this type of systematic murder done by Mr.G's beloved system.

And Then There Were Two




WELCOME ONE AND ALL UNFORTUNATE SOULSTHIS IS THE BRAND NEW CHOUEIFATI BLOG WHICH WILL BLOT DOWN EVERY GODDAMN PIECE OF CRAP FOR ALL OF CYBER ETERNITY. REMEMBER TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT TOO! ^_^


I'm sure some of you are wondering who the hell I am. I will tell you that I am another unfortunate human being that reads the words "ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER" written all over that fucking tree. I have another 2 years left in that godforsaken Hellhole. SO I intend on venting all I can. This blog will pick up from where Choueifati left off, since the lucky bastard is leaving The Reich.


NOTE: The Picture noted above is what we all dream of doing to at least one of those twats.


I applied for the position right after I emailed choueifati this


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Dear Choueifati, I would like to take the responsibility of continuing your blog. The reasons are listed below.


1. I despise Mr.Germanos so badly, I scratched his car with a key when he was at City Center.


2. The Invertebrate is an absolute stooge. I remember last year tearing my hair out because that moron constantly babbled on subjects he knows nothing about. And being on borderline personality disorder caused by that fucktards unnecessary dribble. A Picasso is worth that much because it is a beautiful expression of human emotion represented in people's distorted view of the world. OF COURSE ITS GOING TO COST YOU ALOT OF MONEY!!!!!!!! Fucking sociopath.


3. I resent the absolute rigidness and ridiculousness of the school rules.


4. I resent the way they hire staff. Preferring people who are incapable of independent thought, proper hygiene, a proper psychoanalysis. With exception of a few people.


5. I hate the so called superiors and especially how they feed off human misery. And how they love to suspend us over petty accusations.


6. I despise the so called life lessons they give us. A memorable quote from a man with an ass the size of a principality and the girth of an oil tanker. "You must always ask permission, you cannot do whatever you want. That is life" and on a personal note, I so wanted to kick him in the balls, but it wouldn't affect him with all that blubber.


7. I despise this systems lack of promoting creativity, and even though I was in that hellhole since KG1 i thank god that my mental strength has managed to hold out this long otherwise I would have done unimaginable things with a steel rod. I'm probably the only person there who even bothered reading Les Miserables. I tried to push for a play but that got scrapped because the school thought that "I was gathering people to commit wrong against school" I hate that fat crap.


I have alot of reasons which would be pretty evident if you saw me. I hope you reply to this soon enough, and congratulations on getting out of that hellhole you lucky bastard

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And then he said, like


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I love your attitude. You're hired! Feel free to make an introductory post. E-mail me if you have any questions. I'll still have enough time to read the site from time to time.


Best of luck

Just A Choueifati


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I will post more soon, I just hope that whoever reads this, will tell all his friends at the stupid milk bar about this page.;)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Retirement


And now comes the end. I've graduated and I'm done with this blog. It served me well as a place to vent my frustration at the system and as a means for me to speak to the world about the problems of the system. I've received a lot of encouragement and praise for the site and I take this oppurtunity to thank everyone who gave it to me. Thank you!

There's a lot more to say, so I don't really want the site to end. I'm hoping to give this to someone who's still going to be stuck in the system next year. It should preferrably be someone who isn't lazy and has a fair command over the English language. If you would like to continue this site, or can suggest someone who would, please contact me at justachoueifati@gmail.com.

I hope you've all enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed posting!